“It's all in one's history...”

Well, Ian does have the advantage of family history and culture and our Kristie is rather new at the game. And, with Kristie being a newbie to the world of dressing femme (kilts aren't femme, we know!), he can be forgiven for his slightly longer learning curve.

(Tartan: Stewart Royal Modern, and we apologise to our Scottish fans for this bit of fun. No harm intended, lads. It should also be noted that KJ does not assume, by any means, that he is the first person in history to think up Ian's line. It's just too bloody good to be that rare, isn't it?)

Kristophe, Nicky and Ian created with pencil, ink and enhanced in PhotoShop. The background was created in PhotoShop.